i am just not sure if congratulations is in order or not...
look around you.
there you stand, right exactly where you started.
you are surrounded by all those 303 poor sad sacks
who never managed to log even a single mile.
even the four pitiful people who only logged one mile
have gotten further from the start than you.
it seems like there has to be something to set you apart
from all those other people hanging out at the start line,
so we have employed the finest team of certificate designers
that populate the vastness of the internet
to design for you a genuine certificate of achievement.
so when that weird looking guy next to you says;
"that entry screen was just toooo hard, right?"
and looks at you with his hopeful face
looking for validation....
you can wave your certificate right in his face and say;
"not for me, i have been to buckeye hollow and back!"
just be prepared to be surrounded by people begging to know the secret
how the hell do they get out of this parking lot in arkansas?
good work;
laz